Chip Taylor

Speaking of conventions

Take the New York Times convention quiz here.

A sampling of questions:

2. The theme of the convention is:

a) Four days to stronger values

b) Strong leadership, shared values

c) One America, stronger than ever

d) Strong at home, respected in the world

e) Hey, three hours of prime time is better than nothing

9. The text of the platform adopted by the convention this week will be as historically significant, and scrutinized just as closely, as the text of the:

a) Federalist Papers

b) Declaration of Independence

c) Magna Carta

d) Ten Commandments

e) Captions with Miss July in Playboy

Actually there are some serious questions, also. But I only know the answers to the snarky ones.